The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life – but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.
These folks are a few fries short of a happy meal….
Our First Story: Man Falls Into Trash Chute
Police in Washington D.C. were called for a rescue at 3 am last Saturday, When they arrived – they immediately called for backup and someone with a harness. It seems a man was taking out his garbage – 3 am in the morning, did I mention that? Well as he tossed his trash down the garbage chute, he dropped his phone and then lunged for it before falling and getting stuck in the trash chute. Firefighters said they the man smelled nasty, had been drinking and was STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.
Second Story: Driver doing 112 mph was trying to use SNAPCHAT ‘speed’ filter
Police in Georgia said radar clocked a 2015 Dodge Charger speeding at 112 mph. Police step up a roadblock and stopped Malon Brook Neal, 24, who admitted he was going over 100 mph. When asked “He then said he was driving in such a manner because he was attempting to take a picture using the Snapchat application on his phone,” – so he could use the speed filter and it would read over 100 mph.
Neal was arrested for reckless driving, speeding and for being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE
Thanks to Darlene and David – they sent in those stories and if you ever see a story you think would be great on STUPIDER THAN GEORGE – just email it to George@thebullhouston.com