The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life – but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.
If brains were dynamite…these folks couldn’t even blow their hats off….
Our First Story: “Fire In The Hole”…Stirring Up a Bee’s Nest
A Michigan man’s garage is rebuilding the corner of his house and garage after a fire last week. Mike Tingley said bees had built a huge nest in the corner of his garage, so he thought it would be a great idea to use some SMOKE BOMBS to get rid of it. He shoved the smoke bombs up the bee’s nest and lit them. The problem is Mike had stored all of the family’s Fourth of July fireworks in the same corner of the garage. Neighbors said it sounded like WW II battle going off with the fireworks exploding in the air as the garage burned to the ground. Police said Mike wouldn’t be charged with anything except being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE
Second Story: Man gives cop a ‘get out of jail free’ card during arrest
The Dakota County, Minnesota Sheriff’s Office shared a photo on their Facebook page recently that got my attention. The sheriff’s office was attempting to arrest a man on an outstanding warrant for selling drugs. But when police caught up with him, The drug dealer gave the cops a “Get out of jail free card”. Police said, “He carried this Monopoly card just in case.” The did give him an ‘A’ for effort!” and for being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.
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