MISSED CONNECTIONS: Ferrets, Foot Lovers & 50 McNuggets

We can’t stand the idea of someone missing out on the love of their life…so each week we comb through Craig’s List Missed Connections for the stories that touch our hearts….

GEORGE: Your Secret Admirer At Work – Man For Woman, 33

First, I don’t hate you. I know you might think that. It is just that every time when I see you I just don’t know what to do or say that won’t get me fired. Stupid HR rules. They aren’t protecting me, or my heart.

And I’m sure, you may have heard about an incident in my past involving a co-worker, her ferret, and a misunderstood Top Gun Costume. Rest assured that only some of it is true.

All I want to do is tell you that I like the way you look at me when I walk by our company breakroom. It just makes me want to pull you close and smack your lips to mine real hard…so that whole room and the whole company will know what I’m feeling…and now maybe you do too.

 

MO:  Man looking at your feet at the Kroger on Dairy Ashford.  He says…

…”I’m sorry man. I’m sure u noticed me staring at your feet in those flip flops. They are just so perfect! Please please tell me u would be open to having them at the least massaged? If possible…maybe more.  I’m sure ur a straight dude and that’s cool. Would be awesome to make a new friend to play some video games with (if u into that) or just chill at a bar with a few drinks. Anyway, I hope u give me a chance with the foot stuff.”

I can’t say for sure, but I’m fairly certain that you can’t bounce from foot fetish to just friends havin’ drinks at the bar, but who-who knows!  ❤ 

 

COWBOY DAVE:  McDonald’s drive thru – w4m (Lake Jackson), 31

You paid for our order today… and It was a big order too… cause we’re a couple curvy Texas girls! You were driving a red Chevy pickup and had another guy with you. It was like a double date and y’all 2 handsome hard workin’ gentlemen paid for our 10 McDoubles, Super Sized Fries, and Golden, tender and juicy 50 piece Chicken McNuggets… just so y’all know… we too are made with 100% no artificial colors, flavors or artificial preservatives, if you catch my drift! We just wanted to thank you. You’re super cute and look as scrumptious as our nuggets! Wanna see our value menu? Meet me there today!

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