MISSED CONNECTIONS: Past Life Romance, Ump Counting Balls, Sticky Icky

We can’t stand the idea of someone missing out on the love of their life…so each week we comb through Craig’s List Missed Connections for the stories that touch our hearts….

GEORGE:  Pretty Sure We Were Married In A Past Life- m4w, 33

I was coming out a store on Memorial on Saturday, and there you were…red yoga pants and a light blue workout top. You were looking at me and I was looking at you from about 30 feet until we were passing each other and you gave me a beautiful smile as I smiled back at you. I can’t testify if there is something called Karma or not….but I felt something as we passed.

I immediately had a vision of us being together in a past life. We had three kids…the middle one was a real stinker…and two dogs, one had a limp. You made amazing pancakes. I know that seems kind of specific, but there are things in life we just don’t understand. Let’s not let this opportunity to be together again pass us by…I’ve got strawberry syrup.  Can’t wait to taste your pancakes once again.

 

MO:  Zebra for girl…age 20ish.  He said…

I imagine this is completely inappropriate, but you were so gorgeous.  I was supposed to be focused and doing my job, but we kept making eye contact over and over and I was totally distracted. I wanted to talk to you after I was done working but you were with your parents I didn’t want to be disrespectful.  Obviously they are baseball fans so maybe they’d be ok with you dating an umpire.

Umm…WHAT?  Keep your eyes on the ball, buddy. Bet her team won though.  ❤ 

 

COWBOY DAVE:  Woman in Pink – m4w (Once upon a child, The Woodlands, TX)

We looked at each other and I smiled… you had a pink t-shirt on with dark white striped shorts and combat boots. You were draped with exquisite blonde hair with quite honestly the whitest legs I’ve ever seen… I could almost see through ‘em! You were leaning up against a broom… I’m not sure if you were taking a break or just relaxing out front but it seemed to me that I smelled some “Sticky icky”… I said that out loud to try to get your attention. Not sure if I did but you moved your hair when I said that Bubonic chronic got her leanin’ when she supposed to be cleanin’! This happen around 10:30am on Sunday out in front of Once upon a child when I was walkin’ out with my baby mamma… and believe me… if you’re interested… that’s all she is! I’ll meet you at the back to the future crib that’s got the TV and speakers today at noon!

Still wonderin’ in the Woodlands

 

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