MISSED CONNECTIONS: Cabbage Patch Dolls, MotorBoatin’ & Wheelies On The Sea Wall

We can’t stand the idea of someone missing out on the love of their life…so each week we comb through Craig’s List Missed Connections for the stories that touch our hearts….

GEORGE:   Post Office Cutie – woman 4 man, 25

So I’ve never done this before, but I feel like we had a bit of a connection. You were mailing packages internationally so I know you’re cultured.

I was picking up a super heavy box of cat litter, dog bones and sage (to get rid of the ghost in my apartment…story for another time LOL).

You were sweet and picked up the doll that fell out of my car. You didn’t even seem to judge me…like what 25-year-old has a Cabbage Patch doll in her car? LOLOLOL Anyway, I’m new in town and would love to make new friends winky face!

Want to get a drink and continue our conversation? Tell me what was on my doll’s dress so I know it’s you.

MO: Bazookas! Man looking for this gun shoppin’ women, 47.  He said…

(presented as written)

YOU: standing w yur kid while hubs looked at weapons outside Bellaire.

ME: finalizing purchase, staring at yur impressive chest & pretty face.

WE: saw each other and smiled.

I’m wondering if yud b interested in a lean hard-body with a DOT DOT DOT…as opposed to that tub of guts ya currently got layin on ya!  I know this is a long shot, but a motor boat ride would really make my holiday weekend, Babe.

Sir…I know owning a boat can be pricey, but really, get your own ❤ 

COWBOY DAVE:  The Seawall Walmart,  man 4 woman, 46

Saw you Saturday Night. Behind the tobacco counter, you were talking with a coworker. You sold me some black shorties… That chick I was with is my home boy’s wife… she rides a motorcycle. You came out right as we were driving away…

Look I don’t normally ride on the back of a motorcycle behind a large woman! Even at 70mph across the Walmart parking lot I could see that big ol’ Seawall smile… but were you pointing and laughing or waving and laughing when she popped that wheelie and I screamed like a little girl?

Either way… If you wanna stroll down the seawall hand in hand… I’ll be under the crab at Guido’s… but if we rent a 2 seater bike… I’m drivin Sugar Butt!

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