The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life – but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER” than him.
Our First Story: Minnesota Cops Have Fun With Mistakenly Donated Weed
The Maplewood, Minnesota Police Department posted a photo on Facebook of a generous – generous donation to a local Once Upon a Child store. But, the cops at the department couldn’t quite keep a straight face about it: (caption read) “If you accidentally donated 111 grams of marijuana along with your kid’s clothing earlier this week come to the Police Department so we can reunite you! We know you spent a lot of time dividing them into these perfectly measured baggies & must be missing them.” And in a tweet: “Hey genius, Once Upon A Child thanks you for the clothing donation, but you forgot something in your pant pockets… sucks to be you…” – The Cops if no one comes forward, they can track the donation and arrest the folks for possession, intent to sell and being “STUPIDER THAN GEORGE”
Second Story: Drunk? Watching Adult Movies? How About Both!
Police in Kentucky called to an 18 wheeler accident in which the truck ran through a red light and crashed into an embankment. When they arrived, the driver was still in the truck said he wasn’t sure what happened – he may have blacked out. But upon closer inspection, they discovered several open bottles of beer, a DVD that was still playing a GROWN UP MOVIE and the driver wasn’t wearing pants. The driver was arrested on the spot for being drunk, LONELY and STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.
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