It’s time for MISSED CONNECTIONS – With the POWER of The Bull, we feel we’re uniquely qualified to help these star-crossed soon to be lovers…like these from Craig’s List…
GEORGE: Lunch in Pearland at Schlotskys
We made eye contact a couple of times and you smiled each time. I probably did not smile, because that’s not how my face works. Your cute smile and the gleam in your eyes indicated you might be interested. I hope you were able to see the heat in my eyes.
Wish I could have caught you while your friend was in the restroom, alas that moment passed too quickly – she must be one quick pee-er. Loved your orange car, but would love to meet you more!
MO: Pick-Up Etiquette…
This dude might need a lesson in pick-up etiquette, but let’s try and help him. He said…
I didn’t get a chance to tell you, but my name is Mike and I’m from Conroe. E-mail me back, please. I saw you in the midway at Rodeo over the weekend. You have long, black hair and were wearing a cowboy hat. My daughter gave your daughter a ride ticket. We waved at each other as I left. If you’re married, I understand, and will pass. I’ve included a picture of the back of you.
Umm…you thought to take a picture of her but couldn’t give her your number? Come onnn dude!
COWBOY DAVE: Ducks And Trucks
I was standing by the pond in Herman park fighting a duck to get my pants back and losing… you were crossing the street and got hit by a truck! You bounced off the hood and landed on your feet yelling something about being indestructible… I think we’d be a good fit for each other! PS: I got my pants back… Meet me where there are no ducks