STUPIDER THAN GEORGE: Lawyer’s Pants Catch Fire & Teacher Drinks Box OF Wine In Class

The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life – but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER”

Our First Story:  Defense Lawyer’s Pants Catch Fire During Arson Trial

Defense lawyer Stephen Gutierrez’s closing arguments in an arson trial on Wednesday were cut short when his pants caught fire. Witnesses say he had to flee the Miami courtroom with smoke billowing from his pocket, and when he returned, he blamed a faulty e-cigarette battery he’d been fiddling with in his pocket. Some thought it was a stunt – to try to get his client, who claimed his vehicle had spontaneously combusted.  He said it wasn’t but it didn’t keep people from chanting, lair, lair pants on fire because he is STUPID THAN GEORGE.

Second Story:  Substitute Teacher Drank Boxed Wine Until She Vomited

A substitute teacher who was found vomiting at South Carolina’s Brookland-Cayce High School was cause for concern.  Officials were afraid it might be an outbreak of a nasty stomach bug.  Instead, the teacher Judith Richards-Gartee has been charged with disorderly conduct after she allegedly drank an entire BOX of wine during class. Administrators say they found the 52-year-old throwing up, not capable of standing when they came to her classroom at 9:45am on Friday. She was removed in a wheelchair, and taken into custody, and later released… because she is STUPIDER THAN GEORGE

 

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