MO: It happens almost daily…George does some REALLL stupid stuff, but let’s just take a minute to recognize that there are actually people out there who are…“STUPIDER THAN GEORGE”
GEORGE: Wanna know what I did this week – put the plastic cutting board on the store after pre-heating the oven…..My wife made me bring a picture….but let’s get to the People who clearly are “dumber than me”
COWBOY DAVE: That’s debatable
Our First Story:
A man was arrested in Sioux Falls on Monday after he allegedly stole a car. Police say 21-year-old Ashton Whiteolson was picked up at his Parole Officers building. Yes, Ashton stole a car to report in to his parole officer. Even worse, Ashton had just gotten out of jail that morning. Whiteolsen was charged with possession of a stolen vehicle and for being STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.
Police in London were surprised by how easy it was to catch a couple of criminals who had broken into a local market. It seems the two brainiacs pulled their ski-masks down over their face after the broke into the store – that when they realized “these aren’t ski-masks…” no, they were knit beanie hats and they had no eye holes – so the would be thieves pulled them off so they could see what they were stealing. Police had no trouble identifying them and charged them with grand larceny and for being “STUPIDER THAN GEORGE”