The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life, but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER THAN ME”
Our First Story: Dog doesn’t want Christmas Sweater
Police in Florida say a family was attacked by their dog last Friday – and amazingly no one is blaming the dog. Tampa police say a 52-year-old woman who was trying to dress the dog in a Christmas sweater – when it became agitated – so the husband came over and took over the dressing duties – dog wasn’t having any of it – and freaked out – family had to lock the dog in the house – and run outside to wait for police – animal control officers. There may have been alcohol involved for the family – that and they are STUPIDER THAN GEORGE!
Second Story: Pittsburgh cites itself for owning run-down property
There is nothing cities love better than fining people for owning run-down properties – when they cite and fine the owners it’s a double win, they get to collect money and hopefully it makes their city nicer. So when the city of Pittsburgh wrote 8 citations for the nasty run down properties – they were surprised to find out who the owner was – The owner was The City of Pittsburgh. So not only are there some nasty looking run properties in Pittsburgh – but also some city officials who are STUPIDER THAN GEORGE!