The Morning Bull Show acknowledges that George does some stupid things in life, but we also recognize that there are actually people who are “DUMBER THAN ME”
FIRST STORY: Woman tells police that the election made her drink and drive
A Minnesota woman named Elizabeth Lundberg, 33, was arrested last week after she rear-ended another vehicle, causing it to crash into the back of a third car, good news only minor injuries. But officers said Lundberg was slurring her words, had watery and bloodshot eyes but they did make out her saying “I am upset over the outcome of the election and you should let me go home.” Officers elected not to follow her advice, especially after finding an empty vodka bottle in her purse, because she is STUPIDER THAN GEORGE
Our Second Story – Selfie-Taking Tourist Destroys Museum’s 300-year-old statue
A priceless 300-year-old statue inside the National Museum of Ancient Art in Lisbon, Portugal shattered after it was accidentally knocked over by a Brazilian tourist trying to take a selfie. The tourist reportedly posted a photo of the destroyed statue to Facebook and said, “It’s the price to be paid for free entrances on the first Sunday of every month.” Portuguese authorities are still investigating the incident and are unsure if any destruction of property charges will be filed against the un-named tourist – he’s the reason we can’t have nice things and he is STUPIDER THAN GEORGE.