MORNING BULL: Almost Paradise….It’s Time for “MISSED CONNECTIONS”

It’s time for MISSED CONNECTIONS – With the POWER of The Bull, we feel we’re uniquely qualified to help those who weren’t able to make their love connection happen.  We looked through the postings on Craig’s List and these were postings that caught our eye…

GEORGE – Mine is “Cashier at Home Depot”:  “Your name was Lacie and I complimented you on your perfume from bath and body works as you told me. Just wanted to say that I thought you were so beautiful and charming and couldn’t take my eyes off of you. You will probably never see this, but I was the guy there on Saturday Morning getting wood – for my construction business.  I just wanted to say hi again and if you ever wanted to talk I’m here.”

MO – Mine is “Dads and Dinos”:  “You were a really handsome guy with your son behind me and my son in line at Jurassic Quest at NRG Park a couple weekends ago.  You and I both had tattoos and Nikes.  I would’ve talked to you more or exchanged info if your kid didn’t get scared and start crying. I did notice your ankle monitor but I’m willing to look past it unless you’re wanted for murder or something. You’re too hot to be a serial killer, though.” After that tattoo and Nike bond, the rest was just meant to be.  ❤ Mo

COWBOY DAVE: – Mine is “Sugarbutt from Tomball”:  “I called you fancy pants… you called me sugar butt! I made fun of your Hot Dog tattoo and you made fun of my overalls. You tried to fight a truck full of large men with a Whataburger bag fulla Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits… Your friend chased them down the road throwing packets of fancy ketchup. I dunno what y’all were fighting about… but it looked delicious… but not nearly as scrumptious as YOU, my hotdog tattooed warrior princess!! While our chance meeting was just a quick drive through experience, I’d like to make reservations… for the FULL MEAL DEAL!”

Can you help reconnect these “ALMOSTS”  – here with The Morning Bull!

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