Ten Reasons Why Society Thinks You’re Weird

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Hey, you’re not perfect.  It’s okay, trust me, neither are we!

There’s probably something you do all the time that’s not perfect etiquette or socially acceptable behavior . . . and that’s fine.

Here are the top 10 socially unacceptable things people do every day.

1.  Pick food out of your teeth with your fingers.

2.  Pee sitting down, as a man.

3.  Pick your nose.

4.  Scratch your butt, then secretly sniff it while you pretend to scratch your nose.

5.  Put your elbows on the table.

6.  Pass gas whenever you feel it coming.

7.  Wear sweatpants out to dinner.

8.  Take one bite out of a piece of pizza or cake then put it back in the refrigerator.

9.  Sit at home, alone, doing nothing.  It feels like you’re always supposed to be doing SOMETHING now . . . you can just sit there, sort of watching TV.

10.  Pee in the shower.  It’s so much faster.

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