Wanna Walk Through A Haunted House Totally Naked?

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There’s a haunted house in Pennsylvania that’s figured out the one thing that scares us more than all the spiders, zombies, skeletons, and chainsaw-wielding maniacs in the world.

What you’re REALLY afraid of is . . . how you look NAKED.

So this year, at an event called Shocktoberfest in Sinking Spring, in eastern Pennsylvania, they’re daring people to walk through one of their haunted houses TOTALLY NUDE.

The haunted house still has the usual array of people jumping out to scare you . . . only now you’re facing them without any clothes on.

The people behind the haunted house say you don’t have to worry about a bunch of people staring at your nude body . . . it’s not like a nude beach . . . since it takes place in the dark and only people who are ALSO naked are allowed in at the same time.

The haunted house will open a week from tomorrow.  And if you REALLY don’t want to go nude, they WILL let you walk through with your clothes on.

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