BREAKING: 100.3 The Bull Welcomes Brad Paisley, Rascal Flatts, Brett Eldredge, Dan + Shay, Jon Pardi, Little Big Town, David Nail, The Band Perry, Brett Young, and a surprise guest to Ten Man Jam

From The ‘WTF File’: Manti Te’o’s ‘Girlfriend’ Makes ‘Maxim’s Hot 100’ List!

CICELY MITCHELL

Make no mistake about it: we’re filing the following story under our “WTF!” file. It’s unbelievable but nevertheless, it is real and not a figment of anyone’s imagination.

It appears as if the most illustrious and mysterious woman we have ever known has made it to one of the most desirable and sought-after lists.

She comes in at number 69 on “Maxim’s Hot 100 List” and it’s “Manti Te’o’s Fake Girlfriend”.

Forget about Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Rihanna rounding out the top three, respectively; the iconic magazine that appeals to those who love to look at beautiful women scantily clad, features “Manti Te’o’s Fake Girlfriend” as a black bikini floating figment of air surrounded by waves and a beach in the background.

The profile description under the photo says, “After Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love. Why not? She’s got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini. ”

We think we will stop right here.

View related video below and sound off!

Comments

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

More From 100.3 The Bull

2015 Texans Schedule
Get Started Now

Listen Live