When Corey left work Friday she had a note under the wiper on her windshield. The note is pictured below and read, “I THINK YOUR HOT” with a smiley face. Not only did the person who wrote it use poor punctuation, but the note had food (or blood) stains on it and was written on crumpled notepaper.

Greg thinks it was written by a girl because of the feminine quality of the smiley face, but Cowboy Dave thinks it was a dude because it was written in all caps.

What do you think? Can you deduce who wrote the note by this evidence alone? Do you think it came from a listener or someone who works in our building? Corey’s mystified.