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Apparently… Women LIE!!

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Reporting Cowboy Dave – The Token Redneck

That pretty lady there to the left is my beautiful wife Christi… and I’ve learned a few things about her! In a new survey, 90% of men say their wife or girlfriend is NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL. Which is kind of sweet . . . and totally naïve.
I’m no different… I decided to check the bank account for the first time EVER after reading this… Almost all of these things were on our account WEEKLY or monthly! I couldn’t believe that my wife Christi was doing this… I compliment her DAILY about how naturally pretty she is… Turns out it’s ALL LIES!!

–Because the survey asked women if they do anything SECRETLY to maintain their “natural” beauty . . . and the answer is usually YES. Here are the six things women do that they prefer to keep SECRET:

–94% of women who wax or bleach their MUSTACHE say they like to keep that secret.

–90% secretly wax their bikini line.

–90% whiten their teeth.

–79% use fake tanner.

–41% pluck their eyebrows.

–And 36% color their hair.

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