The WORST Children’s Christmas Gifts EVER!

Everyone always talks about what they are getting for the kids this Christmas.  Not many people discuss what NOT to get for the kids for Christmas.  I’ve scoured the internet and discovered some things you might NOT want to put under the tree this year.  All I have to say is…WOW!

My First Little Cleaning Trolley…..REALLY???!!

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This “Girls Only” toy is sure to inspire your daughter to reach for the sky…while dusting the high shelves…Ridiculous!

Playmobil Security Check Point….Step over here sir..

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Encourage your child’s imagination to run wild as their Playmobil figures wait in line…walk through the metal detector…are forced to throw out their shampoo. (PS — It’s almost 60 bucks)

Little Miss Pole Dancer

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Please don’t give your child this toy…. Please.

Fish Preparation Toy…..WHAT?!

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When I was three, all I wanted was to behead, de-bone and fillet a salmon. Didn’t you?

Gas Powered Two Seater Car For Kids….Just what they need at $3 a gallon…

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Get your little yuppie on his way with this gas-powered accident-waiting-to-happen. For just under $14,000 you can watch your kid tear ass around the cul-de-sac at a maximum 13 MPH, but keep it off the road because it’s about as street legal as a lawn mower.

Lightning Reaction Extreme….Seriously thinking about getting this one!

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The idea of this game is to not be the slowest person to buzz in or you get shocked. Or, try the “Extreme” version where only the fastest player is safe and everyone else gets shocked. The point is: Electrocution = Fun.

Pro Thumb Wrestling Ring

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Way to take a game that is ages old and barely fun and add unnecessary plastic.

Gelli Baff???

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Baff = bath. Gelli = goopy crap. Gelli Baff = Inedible Jello wrestling practice for kids.

Spiderman “Adventure Hero” Action Figures

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We’re confused. We thought Spiderman was already an “Adventure Hero” and now he’s dressing up in various outfits like a Barbie would?

Barbie And Her Dog Tanner

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“Be who you wanna be,” begins the commercial for the ‘Barbie and her dog Tanner’ play set. Even if that means using your childhood imagination and all its accessories to create fantastical worlds beset by pooper-scoopers and tic-tac shaped dog droppings.

 

 

 

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